Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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