it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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