guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
