Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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