What did we do last night that was yellow?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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