love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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