I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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