She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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