this just has baby written all over it
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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