he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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