i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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