Where did you get a picture of my penis
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just had sex on a roof
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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