I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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