my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
