but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
