He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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