first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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