with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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