so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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