I feel like abortions should bother me more
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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