Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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