She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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