do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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