Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I'm jealous of your bromance
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
either way he was missing a nipple.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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