I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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