so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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