Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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