I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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