please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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