I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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