The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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