people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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