She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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