Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
vagina is talking i cant
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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