And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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