Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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