I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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