he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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