It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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