Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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