Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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