I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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