i jhust puked up my retainher.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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