He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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