so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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