Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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