I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
