But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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