Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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