So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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