carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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