Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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