ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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