My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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