new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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