He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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