my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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