Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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